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These are some of the benefits of having
Oxymoron Unlimited Systems as your dedicated computer experts:
We
provide our services to large companies, small companies, and to individuals, or home users.
You are not required to sign a contract.
Our prices are quite reasonable.
When we're not in the office
We understand how overwhelming it can be to deal with
a personal computer, be it
a desktop or a
laptop.
Our
company was established in 1987.
,
we make house
calls!
And, why
we called our company Oxymoron Unlimited?
Because the term
"personal computer" is an
Oxymoron.
Clearly, there is
nothing personal
about a computer!
Unlike many consulting firms, we speak plain, For a list of our clients, please click on the
info link, below, and we'll send you, via email, a list of our satisfied clients.
Why Hire Oxymoron?
Here is just one example:
We were contracted by one of the world's largest accounting firms, based in New York City, and asked to design and then manage a project. The goal was to remove all
non-licensed software from their accountants' two thousand desktops and laptops. The split was about even, one thousand of each,
desktop and laptop. The reason was simple: any unlicensed software on these systems constituted a possible federal violation of copyright laws. No license = violation of the law.
An accounting firm must show the highest level of ethics, as an example to their own clients.
We spent three weeks designing and testing the project, on computers we were given for this purpose. As we were getting
set up to run the project, two separate groups within the accounting firm made predictions. (We never did learn if they had an office pool
... If they had a pool, we would certainly have put a little on ourselves!) The first group, the Help Desk, speculated that it would take us thirteen months to complete the project.
The second group, more of a project-oriented group, predicted it would take us seventeen months.
We disagreed with both of those assessments, and told the firm that we would require no more than six months to complete the project.
We completed the project in four months!
Along the way, we gained a reputation as "those geeks on the fourteenth floor;"
employees started calling us for help. When they did, we directed
them to the Help Desk. They came back to us and explained that "... the Help Desk was backlogged," and had told them they would not get assistance for two or
three days. Naturally, they were impatient. So, we
started to provide support, as time allowed, to those associates and accountants who needed immediate assistance.
The Help Desk manager
chose not to see us as another resource
for his department.
However, we still were able to complete the project in record time.
Now it's your turn! Call us to see how we may help your company save money and tighten up operations!
We can help you find holes in manual systems, as well as computer-based systems. We will then create a project plan to
resolve all issues in a timely fashion. And finally, we will complete your project,
on time, and within your budget.
We're good at what we do, because we
love what we do!
Services offered by Oxymoron Unlimited: Web
Site Design, Management, and Hosting Systems Analysis
& Project Management Network Administration and Supervision Systems Management consulting TV and Film accuracy consultations Help Desk Analysis and Supervision
We
support clients in Manhattan and Northern New Jersey: Hudson, Passaic, and Bergen Counties.
For
information, please contact us by e-mail, by phone, or by fax.
Email: info@oxymoron.org
Phone:
201-868-7681
The links below are for companies or services we have
tried, or have used for more than one year. We
have not gotten anything as a freebie. But we have
positive experiences with them and recommend them
highly.
You are visitor number:
One
thing you should know about the products you see advertised on our
site. We use them ourselves; if we did not, we would not
recommend them. But the most important thing you should know
is that we do not benefit at all, from advertising these products.
With one exception: if you are a client, and you are using one
of these products, we have a head start if we need to do
maintenance, or repairs on your systems.
We're Listed On
"The Jersey Business List
You really should
fight back against those persons and companies who violate the
Please note:
The Humor Mill
This refrain is to remind you that you can
do something about all that spam you get in your email.
What you need to do is to click on the spam banner, above, and go to
Firetrust, where you can get Mailwasher, a product we have used for years,
and one we also install for our clients. It works quite well.
It
works by not allowing spam into your in-box to then be turned away.
Why should you let it in? Mailwasher does not let it in. You
train Mailwasher to recognize the good email from the bad email, then send
the bad stuff away. Only then, do you let the good email into your
in-box!
Try it - it's refreshingly different!
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getting your hair done, a make-over ...
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