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Thursday, June 11, 2009
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June 11, 2009 Here are some of the benefits of having
Oxymoron Unlimited Systems as your dedicated computer experts. We
provide our services to large companies, small companies, and to individuals, or home users. You are not required to sign a contract,
and our prices are quite reasonable. It's simple;
when we're not in the office,
we are home users, too; we understand how overwhelming it can be to deal with
a personal computer, be it
a desktop or a laptop. That's why our company is called We also speak plain, non-technical English, so that you can actually understand what it is we're
saying, as well as how we're going to help you. For a list of our clients, please click on the
info link, below, and we'll send you, via email, a list of our satisfied clients.
Why Hire Oxymoron?
Here is just one example:
We were contracted by one of the world's largest accounting firms, based in New York City, and asked to design and then manage a project. The goal was to remove all
non-licensed software from their accountants' two thousand desktops and laptops. The split was about even, one thousand of each,
desktop and laptop. The reason was simple: any unlicensed software on these systems constituted a possible federal violation of copyright laws. No license = violation of the law.
An accounting firm must show the highest level of ethics, as an example to their own clients.
We spent three weeks designing and testing the project, on computers we were given for this purpose. As we were getting
set up to run the project, two separate groups within the accounting firm made predictions. (We never did learn if they had an office pool
... If they had a pool, we would certainly have put a little on ourselves!) The first group, the Help Desk, speculated that it would take us thirteen months to complete the project.
The second group, more of a project-oriented group, predicted it would take us seventeen months.
We disagreed with both of those assessments, and told the firm that we would require no more than six months to complete the project.
We completed the project in four months!
Along the way, we gained a reputation as "those geeks on the fourteenth floor;"
employees started calling us for help. When they did, we directed
them to the Help Desk. They came back to us and explained that "... the Help Desk was backlogged," and had told them they would not get assistance for two or
three days. Naturally, they were impatient. So, we
started to provide support, as time allowed, to those associates and accountants who needed immediate assistance.
The Help Desk manager
chose not to see us as another resource
for his department.
However, we still were able to complete the project in record time.
Now it's your turn! Call us to see how we may help your company save money and tighten up operations!
We can help you find holes in manual systems, as well as computer-based systems. We will then create a project plan to
resolve all issues in a timely fashion. And finally, we will complete your project,
on time, and within your budget.
We're good at what we do, because we love what we do!
Services offered by Oxymoron Unlimited: Web
Site Design, Management, and Hosting Systems Analysis
& Project Management Network Administration and Supervision Systems Management consulting TV and Film accuracy consultations Help Desk Analysis and Supervision We
support clients in Manhattan and Northern New Jersey: Hudson, Passaic, and Bergen Counties. For
information, please contact us by e-mail, by phone, or by fax.
Email: info@oxymoron.org
Phone:
201-868-7681
Fax:
201-854-2990
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- "a personal computer" is an
Oxymoron
; there is
nothing personal
about a computer!
